political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
3 votes

A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?"

"What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Congress?"

"Well, no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But it's all right. I'll trust you anyway."

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 10 votes

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...

Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!

10 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.

One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."

The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."

The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

Secretary: "Congratulations for being elected as the new chairperson for our party!"

Party Chairman: "Thank you! But what is this noise on the streets?"

Secretary: "Sir, party members are celebrating on you becoming the new party chairman."

Chairman: "Please ask them to stop. I don't want any kind of show off from our party men."

Secretary: "Sir, they are not from our party. They belong to the opposition."

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Kyoto" |