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Laugh and Enjoy Life

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 40
# of followers : 19
# of following: 28
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 785.00
$25.00 won 11 votes

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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As I was waiting in the Doctor's office the day after Christmas I accidentally overheard a conversation between the desk employee and another patient on the phone.

Employee: "Ma'am the Doctor's office will be closed for the next few days due to the snow storm headed into town. Would you please choose a date to reschedule? Would sometime next week be fine?

I could hear the patient on the phone getting upset and not wanting to change her appointment.

Trying to be as polite as he could, the employee began again: "But ma'am when you show up this week for your appointment no one will be here because of the snow storm."

I then heard yelling from the woman on the line before she abruptly hung up. The employee shook his head in disbelief. Trying to make his day a little better I said, "You would think after Christmas people would have a better attitude."

Employee: "She's more Halloween than Christmas!"

11 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To slow down traffic.

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$15.00 won 12 votes

What kind of music do Christmas elves like the best?

Wrap music!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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