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$7.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then?

Student: $10.

Teacher: Why?

Student: My brother won't give me any money.

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posted by "ajokes" |
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PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

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posted by "ajokes" |
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Teacher: Why are you late, John?

John: Because of the sign down the road.

Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late?

John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SLOW!'

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posted by "ajokes" |
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Little Kelvin's darkest day was when he was asked by his mathematics teacher to solve a problem on the board. The question was asking for the answer to 2+3.

He knew he couldn't solve that so he glanced towards his bright friend for help. His friend willing to help but fearing to speak out loud, showed him his palm as a silent indication to the answer.

So little Kelvin drew the palm.

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posted by "Franklyn Wesley" |