school jokes

Whenever you think you would like to go back to your teenage years... think of Algebra!

A delinquent student returns a book to the library, bangs it on the counter and yells, “I read this entire novel! It is badly written with different handwritings, contains too many names of people and no story at all. Take your book and note that I would not pay any fine for late return!"

The Librarian looks up and responds, “Idiot, so you are the one who took the Attendance book?"

A university student named Jesse was taking a psychology course. Throughout the semester he was not doing very well on his exams and papers.

It came time for finals and he studied very hard, knowing that it would be a one question test. To receive a good grade on the test the students had to write everything they knew on the test subject. The day came for the test and the students, especially Jesse, were very nervous.

The professor came in and started the test, which consisted of one question: "What is it to be courageous?"

All of the students started writing frantically. Jesse sat there for a while and simply wrote: "This is being courageous." He then turned in his test.

Jesse received the only A in the class.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."