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Student 1: "My professor told me my assignment was to get up in front of the whole class and give a talk on the round, light pinkish colored, fuzzy skinned fruit which is the nickname for the state of Georgia."

Student 2: "Oh, in other words, you're going to give a SPEACH?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Whenever you think you would like to go back to your teenage years... think of Algebra!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A delinquent student returns a book to the library, bangs it on the counter and yells, “I read this entire novel! It is badly written with different handwritings, contains too many names of people and no story at all. Take your book and note that I would not pay any fine for late return!"

The Librarian looks up and responds, “Idiot, so you are the one who took the Attendance book?"

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posted by "Simon Salla" |
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A university student named Jesse was taking a psychology course. Throughout the semester he was not doing very well on his exams and papers.

It came time for finals and he studied very hard, knowing that it would be a one question test. To receive a good grade on the test the students had to write everything they knew on the test subject. The day came for the test and the students, especially Jesse, were very nervous.

The professor came in and started the test, which consisted of one question: "What is it to be courageous?"

All of the students started writing frantically. Jesse sat there for a while and simply wrote: "This is being courageous." He then turned in his test.

Jesse received the only A in the class.

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posted by "HENNE" |