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New way of writing answers in exams

If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this:

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and write below: “Scratch here for ANSWERS”.

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posted by "srinu" |
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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.

One boy says: “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.

The same boys says: “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.

The boy shouts from the other side of the door: “Maybe an elephant!”

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posted by "Dr. Ronnie Ng" |
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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Emailing professors be like:

*polite greeting
*multiple paragraphs
*perfect grammar

Professor's reply:

''Sure."
-Sent from my iPhone

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posted by "Griffin" |