school jokes

A fifth grader class was on an educational field trip. As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one boy was lying facedown in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes.

“Why are you lying in the aisle like that?”

“Well,” said the boy, “if you don’t see anything, you don’t have to write anything.”

How are you getting on with your exams?”
“Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!”

TEACHER: Give me the opposite of this sentence…. “CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKES MISTAKES.”

TASYA: Mistakes in the dark can make children!