school jokes

Whomever put the first 'r' in February must have put the first 'd' in Wednesday.

When I was young, I was assigned a book report on any book of my choosing.

So I read the phone book and for my report I wrote, "This book hasn't much of a plot, but it does have a lot of characters!"

There was a lady going to the bathroom.

As she was on her way, 2 students followed her eagerly to ask a question.

As she was entering the bathroom one of the students asked her: "Is this your office Ma'am?"

She answered: "My office is the other way, this is my other office"

Johnny entered class and was surprised by a pop quiz for which he was not prepared.

He answered all ten questions with, "Only God knows."

Grade: God 100 - Johnny 0