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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Emailing professors be like:

*polite greeting
*multiple paragraphs
*perfect grammar

Professor's reply:

''Sure."
-Sent from my iPhone

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posted by "Griffin" |
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Teacher: "Which is the best month to study?"

Student: "Octembruary."

Teacher: "Don't be silly. There's no month like that."

Student: "Exactly...."

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posted by "Steve Fernandez" |
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Teacher: At the end of this ruler is a stupid student (pointing at student).

Narrator: The student got detention for say "Which end?"

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posted by "Bob Mc Crob" |