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TEACHER: Give me the opposite of this sentence…. “CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKES MISTAKES.”

TASYA: Mistakes in the dark can make children!

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posted by "Sam Borja Jr" |
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Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: "Who just threw that?"

Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."

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posted by "virgogal" |
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Two Hillbillies meet after an English exam:

Ey' how was the paper?

Oh it was just great, but I forgot the past tense of "THINK". I thought and thought for a long time, finally I just wrote "THUNK"

Ha ha ha, you are very silly, I thought about that for a while but I know the answer is "Thonk"

And what about the past tense of "Write"

Mmmm, I don't remember what i wrote on that one, I think I wrote "Written"

Well, let's hope you are right, I did not bother with the past tense of "GO", I just wrote "GOED" and went to submit my paper.

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posted by "Brighton" |
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The Professor was teaching his students, and asked them "What's the difference between complete and finished"?
The students all look amazed, with no answers
Well says the Professor "if you marry the right person, your life is complete"
However if you marry the wrong person, you life is finished
BUT if you sleep with the wrong person and the right person finds out?
You are completely finished!

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posted by "Les Smedley" |