school jokes

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$10.00 won 12 votes

Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father.

Son: Ok, dad.

Next day

Father: How was your exam?

Son: Who are you?

12 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "ajokes" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then?

Student: $10.

Teacher: Why?

Student: My brother won't give me any money.

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "ajokes" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

6 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "ajokes" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: Why are you late, John?

John: Because of the sign down the road.

Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late?

John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SLOW!'

6 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "ajokes" |
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