8. "Thank goodness for these evaluations. They keep me focused."
7. "I can't BELIEVE I get paid for this!"
6. "Here class... just put all your gym shoes in this box next to my desk."
5. "I bet all the people in our administration really miss teaching."
4. "Gosh, the bathroom smells so fresh and clean!"
3. "It must be true... the school news said so."
2. "I think the discipline around here is just a LITTLE too strict!"
1. "It's Friday already!!!"
Back when I went to college, the female dormitory was out-of-bounds for all male students, as was the male dormitory to the female students.It was explained to us during orientation that anybody caught breaking this rule would be fined $20 the first time.
Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time would be fined $60. Being caught a third time incurred a hefty fine of $180. Then we were asked, “Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquired. "Er... How much for a season pass?"