school jokes

During a test...

People look up for inspiration,

Look down in desperation,

And left and right for information!

When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration.

I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.

Teacher: When does three come before two?

Student: In the dictionary!

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a nature history lesson.

"Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"

One child was ready with the answer, "They don't have a union?"