What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?
Their A-B-Seas.
"Why is your book so old?"
"What do you expect, it's my history book!"
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”
Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn't do my homework last night."
"Did you know that 4 out of 3 people can’t do basic math skills?"