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The math teacher was giving a lesson on fractions and wrote an example on the chalkboard. He explained that the numerator was the top and the denominator was the bottom. Leaning against the board, he asked the class, "Are there any questions?"

When he turned back to face the board, laughter filled the room. "Mr. Alexander," one student giggled, "you have chalk dust all over your denominator!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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In school, a teacher goes up to student named Johnny who is chewing gum.

The teacher asks him, "Are you chewing gum?"

The student replies, "No, I'm Johnny."

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posted by "SamT1" |
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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand. The teacher called on Morris for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, little Morris answered, "A good lawyer."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |