school jokes

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The teacher asks Joanie, "If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?"

Joanie replies, "A million dollars minus 75 cents."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A child comes home from his first day at school.

His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A junior-high student was studying astronomy and enjoying it greatly.

One morning at breakfast she mentioned, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."

Her little brother piped up, "Are you gonna let her go, Mom???"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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In high school, two boys, two friends (one Spanish and one American), were talking about the grades they received in their classes.

American boy: "You got an F in Spanish! How could that happen? Spanish is what you speak at home and stuff."

Spanish boy: "Probably the same way you got an F in English."

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |