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A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

"This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies."

"I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I don't have a son."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I had a question for my English as a second language teacher...

Me: This word confuses me, can you give me a sentence using 'apparently'?

Teacher: Apparently, you don’t know what apparently means.

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posted by "Govinda" |
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How do science teachers freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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The more I study,
The more I know.

The more I know,
The more I forget.

The more I forget,
The less I know.

So why study?

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posted by "wadejagz" |