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The teacher asks Joanie, "If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?"

Joanie replies, "A million dollars minus 75 cents."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A child comes home from his first day at school.

His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A junior-high student was studying astronomy and enjoying it greatly.

One morning at breakfast she mentioned, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."

Her little brother piped up, "Are you gonna let her go, Mom???"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Teacher: Class when you grow up what do you want to be and why?

Student 1: I want to be a doctor, to help those who are in need.

Student 2: I want to be a lawyer, to also help those who are in need.

Student 3: When I grow up, I'll probably be the one in need...

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posted by "JokeADayIsABigJoke" |