Little Anne came running into the house after the school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got 100 in school today!"
"That's great sweetheart!" said her daddy.
"Come into the living room and tell me about it," daddy continued.
Little Anne said, "Well, I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math and 20 in science."
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, ma'am" said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."