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Favorite this joke A student writes his answers as:
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Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.
2nd Place
won
$25.00
School supplies now a days:
1. Cellphone
2. Charger
3. Headphones
4. iPod
5. Food
6. Money
7. Copied homework
Professor (picking on a sleepy student): "Name two pronouns."
Student (yawning): "Who? Me?"
Professor: "Very good, and here I thought you were inattentive."
Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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