The teacher asks: "Now, Susan, how many fingers have you?"
Teacher: "Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"
Susan: "No more piano lessons."
Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
Teacher: "Good job, you just did."
Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"
Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"
Teacher: "You cannot sleep in my class!"
Student: "Well ma'am, I could if you were a little quieter."