school jokes

Category: "School Jokes"
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During a test...

People look up for inspiration,

Look down in desperation,

And left and right for information!

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Kishore" |
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When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration.

I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Teacher: When does three come before two?

Student: In the dictionary!

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a nature history lesson.

"Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"

One child was ready with the answer, "They don't have a union?"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |