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Professor (picking on a sleepy student): "Name two pronouns."

Student (yawning): "Who? Me?"

Professor: "Very good, and here I thought you were inattentive."

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posted by "Claudine Erang" |
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Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter "R" and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.

To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."

In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates - many of them already laughing - then replied, "Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough."

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posted by "outward" |
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What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?

Their A-B-Seas.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |