school jokes

Principal: "Now Tyler, why weren't you in class today? I want an explanation, and I want the truth."

Tyler: "Well, which would you rather have?"

Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?

Student: The wrong answer.

Joey: "Ew, this meatloaf is terrible!"

Lunch lady: "Terrible? Why, I've been making meat loaves like this since before you were born."

Joey: "Well, why did you have to save one for me?"

Teacher: "Laura, were you copying Mandy's answers?"

Laura: "No, Miss Morris, I was seeing if she got mine right."