school jokes

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Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'."

Bobby: "I is..."

Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'."

Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The teacher asks: "Now, Susan, how many fingers have you?"

Susan: "Ten."

Teacher: "Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"

Susan: "No more piano lessons."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Good job, you just did."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"

Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"

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posted by "Heaven" |