In which battle did Napoleon Die?
His last one!
A student writes his answers as:
Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.
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7. Copied homework
Professor (picking on a sleepy student): "Name two pronouns."
Student (yawning): "Who? Me?"
Professor: "Very good, and here I thought you were inattentive."