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"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of registration.

"He's a magician," said the new boy.

"How exciting. What's his best trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?"

" half brother and two half sisters."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.

Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?

Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Little Johnny came home from his first day at school.

Little Johnny: I’m not going back tomorrow!

Mom: Why not, what happened?

Little Johnny: Well, I cant read and I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk—so what’s the use?

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A school girl was required to write an essay of two hundred and fifty words about an automobile. She submitted the following:

"My uncle bought an automobile. He was riding in the country when it busted going up a hill. I guess this is about fifty words. The other two hundred are what my uncle said when he was walking back to town, but they are not for publication."

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posted by "Egbert" |