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A school girl was required to write an essay of two hundred and fifty words about an automobile. She submitted the following:

"My uncle bought an automobile. He was riding in the country when it busted going up a hill. I guess this is about fifty words. The other two hundred are what my uncle said when he was walking back to town, but they are not for publication."

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!"

The mom reacts, and takes a deep breath. "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"

The mom grabs the book and takes a look. Her son was right, the book read "African Elephant".

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How do you know when you've really reached a mathematician's voice mail?

"The subscript you have dialed is syntaxed error at the moment, please rotate your calculator to 90 degrees and redial again."

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posted by "Jerry Jr" |
$10.00 won 15 votes

The homework assignment for my Spanish class was to write a paragraph. When I returned their papers, I asked one student if he had used Google Translate or any other online translator to write his paper.

He categorically denied doing so.

That led to my next question, “Then why is this in French?”

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posted by "Heaven" |