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Favorite this joke Principal: "Billy, is it true that you called the teacher a big meanie?"
Billy: "Yes I did."
Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"
Billy: "Yes I did."
Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"
Billy: "No, but I'll remember that for next time!"
I was so unpopular at school they used to call me "Batteries"...
Because I was never included in anything.
Teacher: "Now, class, can anyone tell me what the word 'Can't' is short for?"
Lizzy: "Can not."
Teacher: "Very good! Now, can anyone tell me what 'Won't' is short for?"
Lewis: "Will not."
Teacher: "That's right! Now, can anyone tell me what 'Don't' is short for?"
Harold: "Donut."
A sea captain is holding a class at a local dock where several young men and women are learning how to be sailors. "All right, class," the captain states. "Now, if you were out at sea and suddenly a tremendous storm brewed up, what should you do?"
A young man in the front row raises his hand. "Yes, lad?" the captain replies.
"Throw out an anchor," the young man relies.
"Very good. Now, if another tremendous storm brewed up shortly thereafter, what should you do then?"
"Throw out another anchor."
A puzzled look crosses the captain's face. "Well, but what if another tremendous storm brews up?"
"I'd throw out yet another anchor."
"Now hold on there for a second, young fella," the captain says incredulously. "Where do you keep getting all of these anchors?"
"The same place you keep getting all of these tremendous storms, sir." the young man replies.
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