Yo mama so fat when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Question: Why did Yo Momma poke herself in the eye?
Answer: She wanted to see what her fingertip looked like!
Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.