Yo momma is so dumb...
That she asked me what kind of pants I was wearing, I answered "Guess", and she said "Wrangler?"
Yo momma has no neck... that's why they call her Head & Shoulders!
Yo momma is so big...
She is so big that she jumped and got stuck!
Yo Momma is so skinny... she swallowed a marble and it looked like she was 6 months pregnant!