star wars jokes

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What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?

A chocolate chip wookie.

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posted by "Mcclearin" |
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Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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posted by "Mcclearin" |
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Let the Wookiee win. While you're at it, let the Wookiee have the right of way in traffic. If they tip badly, do not complain. If the Wookiee does not return library books right on time, do not fine them. If they take food from your refrigerator, just let it go. Finally, if the Wookiee is your customer, remember that the customer is always right.

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posted by "Alan" |
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According to Chewbacca The Force Awakens coming soon to a Disney Theme Park near you.

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posted by "Mcclearin" |