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Favorite this joke What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!
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What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?
A chocolate chip wookie.
Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?
In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.
Let the Wookiee win. While you're at it, let the Wookiee have the right of way in traffic. If they tip badly, do not complain. If the Wookiee does not return library books right on time, do not fine them. If they take food from your refrigerator, just let it go. Finally, if the Wookiee is your customer, remember that the customer is always right.
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