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Favorite this joke Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?
Student 1: A Doctor!
Student 2: An Engineer!
Student 3: A Lawyer!
Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."
One day a college student comes home for spring break, and he and his dad start a conversation.
"So how are your classes?" Asks the father.
"Good."
"How is the football team playing this year?"
"Okay."
"Making new friends?"
"Some."
"What are you thinking of majoring in?"
"Communications."
Professor: And now, Mr. Jones, what do you know about French syntax?
Student: I didn't know they had to pay any.
A new student at Harvard stopped an upperclassman and asked, "Where's the library at?"
The upperclassman said, "Never end a sentence with a preposition. Cops do it on TV, but it isn't proper, so to speak."
The new student said, "Pardon me. Where's the library at, MORON?"
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