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$12.00 won 9 votes

Do you want to hear a potassium joke?

"K".

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "DarkFairy" |
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Today we'll let a member of the class lead the discussion. It will be a good educational experience.
(I stayed out too late last night and didn't have time to prepare a lecture.)

The gist of what the author is saying is what's most important.
(I don't understand the details either.)

The test scores were generally good.
(Some of you managed a 'C'.)

Some of you could have done better.
(Everyone failed.)

It's been very rewarding to teach this class.
(I hope they find someone else to teach it next year.)

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.

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posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 12 votes

The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits.

"And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring."

"Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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