one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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I always carry a skeleton key with me just in case...

Just in case I have to break into a haunted house.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf itself.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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An exceptional pilot uses his exceptional knowledge to avoid needing his exceptional skill.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What are secrets?

Secrets are what we tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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posted by "shopin55" |