one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?

(I feel like I've forgotten this before…)

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I'm not afraid of dying....

I just don't want to be there when it happens!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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If some people said what they thought, they'd be speechless.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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As you slide down the Banister of Life, also pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |