one liner jokes

My mind works like lightning...

One second there's a brilliant flash, and then it's gone!

If all your problems are behind you...

Then you might be a school bus driver!

Don't you just hate it when people respond with BIG WORDS that make them sound so PERSPICACIOUS?

A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée.

His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help?

The man replied, "Well, at least from a distance it will look like hare."