one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why couldn't Biggie Smalls get into the club?

Because it was Tupac'd.

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posted by "Daniel Doody" |
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Ever wonder why there is an expiration date on sour cream?

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Wait, WHAT?!?!

You mean to tell me that STRESS BALLS are not for throwing at people that STRESS ME OUT?

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |