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You Looked Better Before
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Definition of preface: What you looked like before plastic surgery.

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If You Are Always Late
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If you are always late, does that make you reliable?

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No Longer A John
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I changed my reference to the bathroom from John to Jim...

Sounds much more impressive saying I went to the "Jim" this morning.

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Gym Record for Consecutive Days
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I didn't make it to the gym today...

That makes 1,523 days in a row I didn't go!

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