one liner jokes

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

If you take your laptop for a run, you jog your memory.

Dear Algebra Teacher,

Please stop asking us to find your X!

We recently surveyed 100 women, asking them the question, "How old are you?"

The #1 most popular answer was, "How old do you think I look?"