one liner jokes
Favorite this joke Glad I looked in the mirror, i've been looking for that hat for 2 hours!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Bob!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the leaf pile?
Russell!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hot tub?
Stu!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Art!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
Matt!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill!
What do you call a man (or a woman) with no arms and no legs on the grill?
Frank (or Patty)!
First man: I wonder how long a person can live without a brain?
Second man: How old are you?
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke.
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