one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why are ET's eyes so BIG?

He saw his phone bill.

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posted by "Dillydeb " |
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

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posted by "JerryU" |
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Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

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posted by "JerryU" |