one liner jokes

When I had my surgery, the doctor gave me a local anesthetic. I could not afford the imported kind.

Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.

Bumper sticker: "Last Christmas I got a new rifle for my wife. Good trade, don't you think?"