one liner jokes

Note outside a laundry shop: "Drop your clothes here for best results" !!

Ad outside a store specializing in jeans-wear: "Ladies have fits upstairs".

If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

After his divorce Mr. Lewis realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.