one liner jokes

Why are hairdressers so well paid?
Because they have lots of fringe benefits.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins.

Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil.
Yes, sir, it was ground this morning.

Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.
Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.