Why did the owl make everyone laugh?
“Cause he was a hoot!
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener!
Q: What do you call a fancy event in the desert?
A: A cac-ti affair.
Q: If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Very large hands!!