one liner jokes

Q: What did one strawberry say to another strawberry?
A: If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!!

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!

Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!