one liner jokes

How can you tell that managed cared has cut into your doctor’s income?
He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.

When I had my surgery, the doctor gave me a local anesthetic. I could not afford the imported kind.

Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.