one liner jokes

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q: Why do they call it PMS?

A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Saw my old car yesterday. It is a Rolls Canarly.

It rolls down one hill and canarly make up the the other.

Where do dinosaurs go to play?

The Jurassic park!