Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than "A" brA:
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Saw my old car yesterday. It is a Rolls Canarly.
It rolls down one hill and canarly make up the the other.