one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee?

In prison you get free health care.

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posted by "Foxie" |
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How does an undertaker explain raising his burial charges?

Blames it on the cost of living.

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posted by "Foxie" |
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"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."

~ Taxi driver

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posted by "Abcd" |
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It's all about perspective... being OVER the hill than is much better than being UNDER it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |