one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$6.00 won 6 votes

If God had wanted me to touch my toes...

He would have put them on my knees!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Wanna have a little fun?

Go to an antique store and ask, "What's new?"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$25.00 won 18 votes

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet...

I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

18 votes

posted by "Mounika" |
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in...

A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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posted by "wadejagz" |