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Favorite this joke If God had wanted me to touch my toes...
He would have put them on my knees!
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Wanna have a little fun?
Go to an antique store and ask, "What's new?"
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"Dan the Man 009"
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet...
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in...
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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