one liner jokes

Definition of Myrrh...

Myrrh: i. a type of perfume or incense;
ii. the second gift of the Magi;
iii. a great scrabble word when you are out of vowels.

Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.

Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.

Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.

Male zebras have white stripes... but female zebras have black stripes.

Money DOES talk... but to me it says goodbye.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it???

It's a small world... but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious.