one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I just put my new hearing aid in...

I can even hear my thoughts now.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was going to give him a nasty look, but nature beat me to it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |