one liner jokes

Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers...

When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs...

In between, they are just pushed around...

Confucius says...

"Man who stands in front of car gets tired, man who stands behind car gets exhausted."

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!