one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has 4 A's and one B!

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posted by "catlover" |
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Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I just put my new hearing aid in...

I can even hear my thoughts now.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was going to give him a nasty look, but nature beat me to it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |