one liner jokes

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes?

Come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

How can you tell when the nursery employees are most excited about spring?

When they wet their plants.

At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy...

Getting up off the floor is another story.

What ten-letter word starts with G-A-S?

Automobile!