one liner jokes

Do you know how long Grandfather Clocks have been around?

Since the beginning of time...

A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.

I did and yelled out, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."

"Did your identical twin ever call you UGLY?"

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes?

Come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!